Happy Maha Shivratri जो अमृत पीते हैं उन्हें

जो अमृत पीते हैं उन्हें देव कहते हैं,

और जो विष पीते हैं उन्हें देवों के देव

"महादेव" कहते हैं ... !!!

♨ ॐ नमः शिवाय ♨

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भोलेनाथ आपकी सारी मनोकामनाएं पूर्ण करे.....

ॐ नमः शिवाय

Happy Mahashivrati 🙏

Joke- Teacher Maa Ke Baraabar Hoti Hai

Beta- papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na? 

Baap- beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI.

Beta- Papa, Aap to hamesha apni hi setting mein lage rehte ho.

Aapki Muskaan Humari Kamzori

Aapki muskan humari kamzori hai 

Kuch keh na pana humari mazburi hai 

Aap kyun nahi samajate is Khamoshik ko 

Kya khamoshiyon ko bhi zuban dena jaruri hai??

Pyar ke phoolo me humesha khile aap

India now ruled by

India now ruled by
Amma in South;
Didi in East;
Bhenji in North;
Aunty in d Capital;
Madam in Center.
& "Wife At Home"
It's now truly a Woman's world !!

Each Morning Sees

Each Morning Sees Sum Task Begin,
Each Evening Sees It Close,
Sumthing Attempted, Sumthing Done,
Has Earned A Nights Repose.
Good Morning.

1 ladka or ladki

1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to
Aap yaqeen nhi kroge k dusre din hi
Unka
Bacha
hua
.
.

khana kharab hogya,
fridge me nahi rakha hoga ?